I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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