Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We're too hungover to prance.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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