We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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