yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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