sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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