yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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