spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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