She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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