Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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