i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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