they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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