Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Princesses don't give blow jobs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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