D3 body, D1 cock
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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