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  • haha wow. i love the intoxicated calls to exes. they always end in hilarious embarassment. i called my ex boyfriend once while drunk, just to say "i just had sex with someone! and he was better then you! And i just wanted you to know!" that was on his answering machine. his home answering machine. he didn't have a cell. the next day i was so embarassed. his whole family must have heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:59pm
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  • she was thinking through the entire conversation "Thank god he's gone."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:59pm
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  • 12:52... Glad I'm not the only one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • This would happen in hunterdon. Im suprised i dont more calls like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:12pm
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  • 11:43.. love this, been saying it all week and no one I know has seen the movie so they don't get it!! Ruh-Tard lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • the sad thing is, she obviously still wants him if she actually stayed on the phone for 20 minutes. I would have hung up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:54pm
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  • you officially embarrassed the 908 area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • Good point 1:46.. F- our memories.. Gets you everytime!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:53pm
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  • 5:59 no one cares, go post that shit on fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:10pm
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  • OMGZ THIZ IZ ALMOZT MI AREA CODE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:36pm
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  • he never said he was intoxicated; and this doesn't sound like and intoxication phone call. he's trppin on something...lucky bastard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • This is why all exes should be deleted from one's phone. You broke up for a reason, just move on and never speak to them again (unless kids are involved).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:07pm
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  • 12:55... go see the hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:17pm
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  • and thats probably why your her ex...even if you were fucked up during the conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:14am
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  • 12:15...and you just said 'lame-o'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:05pm
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  • ^ ESPECIALLY if kids are involved. She can have 'em, I'll enjoy my vacation in Hawaii.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:17pm
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  • godspeed you black emporer makes you pee your pants when high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:52pm
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  • thank zach galifianakis, not me... the man is an underrated genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:23pm
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  • 12:52 you make no sense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:55pm
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  • 12:23 fucking right, man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • 11:03, who gives a shit if you were first? really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am
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  • 'shrooms yo definitely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:58pm
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  • This would be from the 908.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:13am
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  • sounds like my friend from ECU. im guessing youre from hunterdon county

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:48pm
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  • AWESOME! ha ha ha ha ha! p.s. who is the retard who has to post first all the time...that is lame-o!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:15pm
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  • Oh the powers of alcohol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:22am
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  • its hard if you have the ex's # memorized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:46pm
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  • haHA ruh-tard! That's going to keep me cackling forever... Thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:16pm
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