soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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