Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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