the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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