What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
