in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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