I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
why is half of my head shaved?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
