I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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