So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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