I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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