I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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