hotel room ftw
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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