the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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