mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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