I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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