come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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