your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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