Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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