Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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