Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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