How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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