The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
