Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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