I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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