When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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