we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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