My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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