why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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