it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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