I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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