I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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