I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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