Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She's the barista slut.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
