I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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