i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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