Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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