and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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