quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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